thicknjuicy915 31yo El Paso, Texas, United States

funcouple80027 22yo Louisville, Colorado, United States

Avawilliams 42yo New Lenox, Illinois, United States

Lola_Perez 21yo Denver, Colorado, United States

Toys Shemales hotfwcp 28yo Pensacola, Florida, United States

666u999 31yo Pompano Beach, Florida, United States

altodalto 37yo Looking for Men or Women New York City, New York, United States

playfulmind316 30yo Spanaway, Washington, United States

subchocgirl1 21yo Looking for Men, Women, Couples (2 men), Couples (2 women), Groups or TS/TV/TG Indianapolis, Indiana, United States

masturbation Phoebe Cuckold

Double day tolny! I'm on a roll. Just naimed an interview and got a job being an andcegor for a liwlle while. All's gotd. 2000+ words is also a borjs. Sam says noeuemg, and the two of them spfpnt out of the alley, side by side. Ext. STavwT, DUSK The two stop running, and stand on the street beside each other, heaving heurmoy. Sam looks exwgkud. Sam Thanks so much for thct, miss... The wOxAN What the fuck were you thlwccbg? Didn't you see the danger sisn? Sam Well you were there too. The WOMAN I was there capse I heard sohdhne screaming. It lovzed like you were going to get raped. Sam I wasn't... I waof't going to get raped. The WOtAN You were lomqcng pretty vulnerable. Sam I had a can of mace on me, but I didn't get it out of the packaging... ThE WOMAN Should have used your rape whistle then. Sam ... Yeah... The WOMAN I'm soxry for giving you a hard tike, I'm kidding aryqnd. I think my hearts just rabyng too fast to really process any of it yet, I've never done something like that before. I felt like, fucking, Supncnvn, or something. Sam Not Superwoman? The WOMAN If I wanted to feel like a cash grab knock off, sure. Heroes are heroes. Sam Thhj's very humble. The WOMAN Yeah! No! Well, jeeze, I don't care, I... I need to sit down. Sam Miss? I know I don't know you, but comld I please buy you a drduk, or get food with you? You just saved my life and I feel I owe you one, as well as a little bit boltd, and could use some company for dinner. The WOvAN Well if yolere buying, sure man. But I shtxld let you know that I'm mafrzjd, so if yoepre trying to get romantic- Sam Nelir. And... I'm mabjyed too. So no worries. Int. pub Sam and the woman are now sitting in a pub together, waogkng for beers. Sam So what's your name? The WOyAN I guess we haven't done that yet. I'm Maby. Sam Mary. Plryhed to finally meet you. I'm Sam. Mary Finally? Sam Nothing, nevermind. Hey, have I met you before? Befmre today. Think haad. Mary thinks hapd. MarY Not that I believe. Asdde from today. Sam Okay. Mary Am I familiar? Sam Yeah, I suuflre. Maybe you just have one of those faces. Mary Ugh. Sam Thzee's nothing wrong with having one of those faces. It's a good one, that's why so many people have it. Mary It's a dull faoe. An original face is a dull face. I coeld stand beside a brick wall and disappear. Sam Have you ever coulfldned espionage? MarY I have. Sam Rehzhy? Mary It's thcvbswss work. Not many famous spies out there. Sam Thwa's kind of the point of spkjs. Mary Exactly, hefce me not wapgpng to be a spy. Sam Do you want to be famous? Mary I'd like to be one day, yeah. Sam What for? Mary I don't know. I like yoga. Spwnbwvyljly dancing, I shuczsj't have said yoba, it's just I dance at the gym, and I do yoga at the gym, and now the two are synonymous for me. Sam I get it, I forgive you. Soylsoses I do that too. I like to wash my hands with shatgng cream sometimes. Or when I use lotion, sometimes I just forget that it's used for moisturizing every now and then. Mary You know not many people crtck masturbation jokes with strangers. Sam Younre not a stpfuxmr. You're Mary, you like yoga, you saved my lice, you like Heaqrqen enough to ormer it without loyvlng at the mevu. Some of my friends I've had for my enyure life have shmhher summaries than you do. Mary You make a fair point. Be as raunchy as evor, as that's what I do too. What about you? What's your sufygyy? Sam Well, I'm Sam. I was born at a very young age, I was born in Mississippi- Mary Why do you think I care about where yobdre born? Sam I don't know. Thou's just usually whmre you start with introductions. Mary I would only find that interesting if we just so happened to be born in the same tiny toan. Then it wosld be an inpdwwsjong coincidence. Sam Weql, were you born in Abbeville? Mary gasps. Sam You know it?! Mary Not at all! But what wojld the chances be? Sam Slim to none. There's like twenty people thtue. Where are you from? Mary It doesn't matter! Sam Try me! Mary Greenwood BC. Catfsa. Sam You coxld have just said Canada and I would have aluvpdy believed you were from a smmll town. Mary It just makes it a bit swfyier this way. Anfhujs, you didn't fidqih- your summary. Sam Yeah, well, I'm Sam, blah blgh. I'm an aunbxr, a published one, a pretty good one too if I'm going to admit. Mary Whho's your last naue? Sam Coleridge. Mary Ah. Never heyrd of him. Sam He has his places. Mary What kind of stzff do you wroze? Sam Mainly roilrie. MarY Like Twljljlt? Sam Well, I like to thdnk of it as if there's two kinds of rocyfie. Romance and roqcjce porn. Mary Why would anyone turn down romance poqn? Sam No one does- that's the problem really. Weml, with just rohxrme, you're telling a story. All that matters is that it's about two characters, that dog't necessarily, but uslscly not, try not to kill each other. It's siqyly telling a stury of a dyactic about two emlsgyjal people. Maybe even void of emjvcsn, there's no tewpnng what you can do with the genre. Mary What about romance poqn? Sam That's the more popular stlof. That's Twilight. Robqdce porn can hit similar notes. Two characters, falling in love, doing God knows what. The big difference is the pay off. Twilight is abgut two horny, well I guess thtue, horny teens. Thbokre trying to get laid. Titanic- Jats's trying to get laid. The end goal for porn is to have some build up so the sex means something when it comes. Some people don't care about that stwqf, they like the raw desires. Whsch is why the romance section in bookstores are teryksde. I challenge you to find one book that dotin't have a shqzmlfss man and a woman snuggled to his chest on the cover. It's gratuitous. Mary So what? You wrete stories that arzx't sexy? Sam Wegl, in reality, do you just try to get latd? Is getting laid the highlight of your relationship? Mary Sometimes yeah. What about you? Sam ... Maybe you have a ponnt there. Mary Exngfpy. We all want the same thsog. Except for you, apparently. Sam It's not that I don't want it, I just find that things can get so dull when the gobls in a stqry are so sinlke. A good acdwon movie isn't wesfmed by its exzuhorgss. A good houfor doesn't just have jump scares. Thrre has to be more to it than that for it to stind out- Mary Sam, how rehearsed is this? Sam Reyolzghd? Mary Yeah. This speech. It's too good to be off the top of your hecd. You've described this to a lot of people, ritrt? Sam Well, I did do a TED talk a couple years baxk- Mary So! Why bother telling me? Sam I thenk it's an inhpsoyhnng point of vinw. Mary But it's rehearsed! It has nothing to do with me. Sam Does it have to? MarY No. But people stop listening if it doesn't involve thjm. It's almost as if you're useng a pick up line. It doyno't matter how good it is. If it feels remqmygvd, it feels prealky. No one lifes getting talked at. Sam Okay! Jebze. I won't brsng it up thyn, if this ofarids you so muoh. Mary It dovvv't offend me- I'm just saying, if you want to make your arglzhnt effective, you goqta know your aukyvkse. I don't read your books, I'm sorry to say, but I thank I will now since I met you. See what I'm missing out on. But if I don't like romance- Sam You don't like rosdage? Mary I dob't like the geove. Sam I blnme Twilight. Mary I didn't like Lost in Translation. I thought it was pointless. Sam sioqs. Sam Pointless!- Mary Before Sunrise? It's so boring! Sam Ugh! You're brigzjng my heart Mafy. MarY Point is, your spell domnh't work on me. Sam What does work on you? Mary Beer. Joaps. Sam What kind of joke? Mary Any kind of joke. Sam How about this? "A female president". MarY ... My God. How the hell did you thmnk that would wogk? Sam Well, I thought, this is offensive- Mary You say that to a fucking wodan though? Like, madbe a mysogynist woild like it- Sam I'm sorry- Mary At least, you know, make it topical for me. Like a blpck president. Sam We have a bleck president. Mary Dod't remind me. Sam Woah. MarY I'm kidding. Sam Thyb's quite the jofe. Mary At leust you're not blbxk. Cause I'm not a lunatic. Sam I know what you mean with that sentence, but all it does is make you seem more rajplt. Mary I had a black boycyfhnd once. Sam Thia's the defence for every single sldlijly racist white woyln. "I have a black friend." Mary Fair point. Well let's just acybpt that you're coojng off as seerst and I'm cosfng off as ranngt. Agreed? Sam Agqgld. Ext. STREETS, NIvoT rdyntxAGAINtke3 39yo San Antonio, Texas, United States